Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
kinda wanna watch netflix, drink tea and read a book
kinda wanna touch a butt, but i also want to shove flowers up my ass and perform slam poetry about why Scrubs was an inaccurate portrayal of medical professionals
WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC
I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard
just got my nasty plan started
tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life
(Source: officialaneetta, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
i lost five followers for posting this
how do japanese dogs say good morning
how do chinese wolves say hello
how to german dogs say goodbye
Have You Seen Your Cat?
"You can believe me"
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.